notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

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pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

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Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:
  • A compliment
  • A story
  • Why you follow me
  • If you met me what would you do
  • A cute message
  • One thing you want to tell me
  • One thing you want to know about me

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thefunniestpost: Hysterical!
seriouslyamerica: deliciouskaek: sonic-hip-attack: duessa: brutal-pokemon: adriofthedead: classyshippingblog: rusesymbiotic: lemongrub: nc represent u go bro Top five for cursing, top five for courteousness. Louisiana, mother fuckers :P …the top five ‘least likely to curse’ kind of surprises me, because I feel like I swear a lot… I’m not surprised that OH ranks 1st in cursing, because if you lived in Ohio, you’d be fucking cursing, too haha NJ is “very courteous” and “most likely to curse” Ah haha, home state are some courteous mother fuckers. I feel like I more than make up for Texas in terms of swearing. so my state is 2nd least likely to curse but 2nd least courteous proof that using polite language doesn’t mean you’re not still rude as fuck NH curses fucking POLITELY.
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 


nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

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