the-absolute-funniest-posts:

unabating:
go away i dont want to talk to you

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

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earthandanimals:

My baby made it to 40k+! WOWWWW! :)
domeafavorand-die:

awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem

omfg
jillstrif:

earthandanimals:

Pink-Bellied Side-Necked Turtle

no common ancestor.

Color My Inbox

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red
 - I love you.
Pink
 - I think you’re cute.
Blue
 - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple
 - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender
 - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine
 - We have a lot in common.
Amber
 - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

(Source: mamamoe30, via blazetheleo)


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homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

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Rough life 😉
A customer just asked if that’s how long I’ve worked here 😂


Bored at work… Entertain me 😁


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Fefes first day on the job ;)