I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.
(Source: cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle, via bakerstreet-hunter)
I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING
haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie
Working on my paper is hard on both of us.
Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.
If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.
All hail queen Chloe
The notes holy shit
(Source: justtouchedawkwardly, via daddyslittlegrl)
This instantly became one of my favorite Tosh.0 sketches ever. Not safe for work … and probably not for the squeamish, either.